SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose, "Man Moment"
Ugly Feet
“Guys, let’s not beat around the bush here. Our feet are not attractive (high-pitched woman’s scream) and wearing flip-flops is what exposes this drawback to manliness. You can try paying for pedicures and shaving your feet every week (SFX- razor on sandpaper) in the hopes of not having feet resembling those of Bigfoot. However, this costs you time, costs you money and costs you a lot of manhood points (man in feminine tone- "Girly man!"). Instead of applying goopy, girly creams to your feet, use SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-ons. Stylish and comfortable, they are quick and easy to apply and won’t cost you a lot of money or any manhood points. Goodbye creature from the black lagoon, hello beach stud (seductive woman- “Ooooo”). Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
Sports & Details
“Guys, women constantly tell us that all we care about is sports and that we don’t pay attention to details. Apparently the fact that Ted Williams had a career batting average of .344 and that Bert Blyleven is the only pitcher with 3,000 strikeouts (Umpire- “You’re out!”) not in the Hall of Fame is useless knowledge. And maybe we miss a few minor details like when our ladies get haircuts or when they move. So guys, put on a pair of SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-ons so when you forget about her birthday while watching a game, at least she can’t say you look like a bum. Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
Ultimate Man
“Guys listening everywhere: I’m happy to say that it’s finally been developed. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever it is you celebrate has come early. Imagine if James Bond (Impersonator-“Shaken, not stirred”), Clint Eastwood (Impersonator-“.44 Magnum”), Chuck Norris (Impersonator-“Total Gym”) and the Fonz (Impersonator-“Heyyyy”) all had a baby dude together. Well don’t picture it, but imagine what the result would be: the ultimate, all-star man child. Unfortunately, due to the not laid back enough laws of science, it will never happen. However, using the ingredients of leather, rubber and testosterone, the ultimate man shoe was created. If the SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-on was any manlier, it could flex. Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
Chick-Flicks
“OK guys, to be in a relationship we have to make sacrifices. When taking our women to a movie, we sometimes have to be gentlemen and let them pick the movie. While we would love to always watch movies with huge explosions so loud they almost burst our ear drums or sick, raunchy comedies that almost make us want to throw up our $9.00 popcorn or spray our $4.00 soda all over the already way too sticky floor, we can’t be selfish. We’ll have to eventually suck it up and watch some tear-jerking chick flick called The Notepad, or whatever it’s called, with corny romance scenes and sappy music. So man up with a pair of SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-ons and remember- the only thing worse than having to go to one of those girly chick-flick cry movies, is actually crying at one. So if you feel tears building up, just think about baseball to stop them. Hey, it’s not like you’ve never thought about baseball with your girlfriend before. Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
“Guys, let’s not beat around the bush here. Our feet are not attractive (high-pitched woman’s scream) and wearing flip-flops is what exposes this drawback to manliness. You can try paying for pedicures and shaving your feet every week (SFX- razor on sandpaper) in the hopes of not having feet resembling those of Bigfoot. However, this costs you time, costs you money and costs you a lot of manhood points (man in feminine tone- "Girly man!"). Instead of applying goopy, girly creams to your feet, use SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-ons. Stylish and comfortable, they are quick and easy to apply and won’t cost you a lot of money or any manhood points. Goodbye creature from the black lagoon, hello beach stud (seductive woman- “Ooooo”). Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
Sports & Details
“Guys, women constantly tell us that all we care about is sports and that we don’t pay attention to details. Apparently the fact that Ted Williams had a career batting average of .344 and that Bert Blyleven is the only pitcher with 3,000 strikeouts (Umpire- “You’re out!”) not in the Hall of Fame is useless knowledge. And maybe we miss a few minor details like when our ladies get haircuts or when they move. So guys, put on a pair of SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-ons so when you forget about her birthday while watching a game, at least she can’t say you look like a bum. Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
Ultimate Man
“Guys listening everywhere: I’m happy to say that it’s finally been developed. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever it is you celebrate has come early. Imagine if James Bond (Impersonator-“Shaken, not stirred”), Clint Eastwood (Impersonator-“.44 Magnum”), Chuck Norris (Impersonator-“Total Gym”) and the Fonz (Impersonator-“Heyyyy”) all had a baby dude together. Well don’t picture it, but imagine what the result would be: the ultimate, all-star man child. Unfortunately, due to the not laid back enough laws of science, it will never happen. However, using the ingredients of leather, rubber and testosterone, the ultimate man shoe was created. If the SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-on was any manlier, it could flex. Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”
Chick-Flicks
“OK guys, to be in a relationship we have to make sacrifices. When taking our women to a movie, we sometimes have to be gentlemen and let them pick the movie. While we would love to always watch movies with huge explosions so loud they almost burst our ear drums or sick, raunchy comedies that almost make us want to throw up our $9.00 popcorn or spray our $4.00 soda all over the already way too sticky floor, we can’t be selfish. We’ll have to eventually suck it up and watch some tear-jerking chick flick called The Notepad, or whatever it’s called, with corny romance scenes and sappy music. So man up with a pair of SKECHERS Genesis-Footloose slip-ons and remember- the only thing worse than having to go to one of those girly chick-flick cry movies, is actually crying at one. So if you feel tears building up, just think about baseball to stop them. Hey, it’s not like you’ve never thought about baseball with your girlfriend before. Thank you for tuning in to another Man Moment brought to you by SKECHERS.”